Customize a kitschy plastic flamingo.
Rhonda of Dollar Store Crafts says:
If the neighbors had any doubt that we are the strangest people on the block, I think that my latest project just might confirm our status as the neighborhood weirdos. Lots of folks around here have plastic flamingos on their lawn - one guy even has a collection of them that he rearranges into different configurations every few days - but nobody else in town has a zebra flamingo. (Zemingo? Flebra?) Want to add a little weird to your yard as well? Read on...
link: Tutorial: Zebra Stripe Lawn Flamingo
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